Ode to my Belly

Myself and a couple of other slightly gravitationally challenged persons (who shall remain nameless to spare their blushes) are planning a post-summer-holiday diet. I felt the need to celebrate my current manly (at least around the wiast) figure;

Ode to my Belly

Sing "Ho!" for the waist of Rob P.
It's girth maidens oft' swoon to see.
When offered a pud'n,
He'd chomp like like a good'n
'til full, zatch to guggle, was he.